Funny Poems Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Crush
StricktlyDating is an Australian writer who creates pages of original funny quotes and status updates.
This page features romantic, corny, sweet, and funny " roses are red, violets are blue..." quotes. Some will make you laugh, some will make you blush, and some might be the perfect fit for a note to your special someone.
"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue . . ."
- Roses are red, violets are blue, and I'll never ever, ever stop loving you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, let's get together and make dreams come true.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, and I'll never be blue while I have you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, lets cut the sweet talk, and go straight to bed.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, pucker up sweet lips I'm gonna kiss you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, what colour flowers should I give you?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, wherever you are I wanna run to you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, just like my eyes so let me love you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, in a world of love, just we two.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, thank you, and spank you, for being so true!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanted to write you a love poem but I only got that far...
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, you've made all my dreams come true!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, be my Valentine? I love you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, be my one and only? I love you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, you don't have to be single, I want to love you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, you know I've got my eyes on you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, let's make love all night.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to kiss your lips the whole night through.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I feel so lost without you...
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I just wanna hook up with you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not hung over I just have wine flu.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I love flowers but not as much as you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, there is not another love as true, as me and you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, these lips can't wait to be kissing you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd do anything to be with you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I love chocolate more than you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I've never met anyone as hot as you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I never knew love until I found you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, there's only one way to say this, I love you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm going to bed would you like to come too?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, bet you can't guess what I want to do?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be spending my time with you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, may I have this dance with you?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, have I mentioned I'm in love with you?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't want anyone if I can't have you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to spend my life making love to you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a condom I'd sleep with you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm the one who'll make all your dreams come true!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, love me so much, like I love you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, baby come back cause I'm blue too, without you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I found someone else better than you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to skip the small talk and say I love you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, chilli is hot and so are you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, ain't never gonna love no-one more than you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I just wanted to say thank you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, my love keeps me tied to you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, don't want to spend a day without you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, my love will always be so true!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is broken without you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, thanks for everything we've been through.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you for everything you do!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't really care but I love you!
Just Roses Are Red...
- Roses are red, just like my lips and blue is the sky which underneath we'll kiss.
- Roses are red, Facebook is blue. We have no mutual friends, so who are you?
- Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone.
- Roses are red, but I have none for you, all I can give is my heart to you.
- Roses are red, and so are my lips, just wait 'til you see me wiggle my hips!
- Roses are red and so is the sunset. Baby I'm really so glad that we met.
- Roses are red, white, pink and yellow, and gosh I am one lucky fellow!
- Roses are red, I'll meet you in bed.
- Roses are red, stop taking selfies in bed!
- Roses are red, hope our love is never dead.
- Roses are red, love you with my heart and my head.
- Roses are red, romance is not dead.
- Roses are red, lemons are yello, I consider myself one lucky fellow!
- Roses are red, apples are too, so take this apple and know that I love you!
- Roses are red, and I've got some for you, to show you that my love is true.
- Roses are red and they smell nice too, honey I'm head over heels for you.
- Roses are red, shamrocks are green . . . you've got the cutest butt I've ever seen!
- Roses are red, and I love you. Violets are blue like I'd be without you.
- Roses are red, I bought you a bunch violets are blue lets meet for lunch.
- Roses are red, this is true, and red is for love, and my heart so true.
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shut up on August 26, 2020:
roses are red, violets are blue, you're too ugly and I'm too good for you.
miles on July 08, 2020:
roses are red violet are blue love you cause you shine like a diamond
Quadiza on April 18, 2020:
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Roses are red
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ok boomer on February 18, 2020:
roses are red violets are blue, you smell like poo
Sofia on January 19, 2020:
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hello on January 07, 2020:
Roses are red and violets are blue
I thought I was ugly until i met you
oof on December 11, 2019:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You stabbed me in the heart
But i still dont love you
• on October 20, 2019:
Roses are red,violets are blue,I have five fingers and the third ones for you
Ebony on October 02, 2019:
There.so alsweet
unknown on August 01, 2019:
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too, i ordered a large, and none of it is for you.
Matt on May 01, 2019:
Roses are red violets are blue
I have 5 fingers and the middle is for you
Autumn Thompson on February 25, 2019:
Roses are red, Violet's are blue, ive seen you as so Beautiful , I love you
Idk on July 07, 2018:
Roses are red violets are blue, My middle finger comes right back at you
Unknown on October 16, 2015:
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLET ARE BLUE
I FOUND MY ONE AND ONLY AND THAT'S YOU!
-JBF
brandon on February 08, 2015:
roses are red ,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet
and so are you
Deborah Philips on January 23, 2015:
Roses are red violets are blue, when it all seem dark and weary just remember you have me :)
Lakaisija on December 28, 2014:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wish i could hear my girlfriend,
So that's why i am calling for you.
Davis Sparrow on December 12, 2014:
Roses are red, violets are blue!
When it's especially for two!
With him not you on February 16, 2014:
My boyfriend gave me this ''roses are red violets are blue I just wanted to let you know you make me glow
bumbum2812 on February 13, 2014:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You may not know this
But i'm falling for you
SweetyRope on November 11, 2013:
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are the best, here's a sub too.
(Sub= Subscribe)
Celinda on July 17, 2013:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hes for me, not for you
And if by chance, you take my place
I'll take my fist and smash your FACE!!
StrictlyQuotes (author) from Australia on April 09, 2013:
Very sweet!
Shawn Vaccaro on April 09, 2013:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bees need flowers...
And I need you
Kate on March 20, 2013:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a toilet...
That flushes down poo
maria perez on March 18, 2013:
thank you for those commets they were helpful
LeeAoer on March 06, 2013:
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, you Heart may split into two but if you love me I should fix it for you
kerries lover on March 04, 2013:
roses are red violets are blue i knew all along i love u roses are red violets are blue guess wat kerrie i love you
Rasheeda on February 21, 2013:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Three little words
I LOVE YOU !!!
alexa on February 19, 2013:
roses are red
violets are blue
may all my love
be with you
aexa on February 19, 2013:
roses are red
violets are blue
may all my love
be with you
Keely Godwin on February 14, 2013:
roses are red violets are blue your the best and i love you.
lol on February 11, 2013:
good gob
giants4 on February 10, 2013:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why did I fall in love with you?
Jane on February 08, 2013:
Roses are red violets are blue this may be kind of important but not as much as you!
Sir Wellington on February 08, 2013:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart is as lead
when I think of you...
_______________________
Roses, are red violets, are blue?
This makes little sense
Just like you
kg301 on January 29, 2013:
roses are red
violets are blue
daisys are yellow so are you
ps.i love poems
shaylan da master on January 26, 2013:
roses are red violets are yellow you really are a cute fellow
bc on January 19, 2013:
roses are red
violets are blue
is this love
between me and you
TaekwondoGurl on December 28, 2012:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Peace be with you!
melLir0087 on December 01, 2012:
roses ar red violets ar blue i love you do you love me too?
Celinda on November 25, 2012:
Roses are red
Violets are red
Tulips are red
Bushes are red
Fences are red
OMG MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!
bubbles on November 17, 2012:
i really love poems
loltime on November 05, 2012:
roses are red vilots are blue your my best friend and tha'ts the truth
StrictlyQuotes (author) from Australia on October 25, 2012:
Ahhh very cute!
JWROCKS on October 24, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue you are so sweet and I love you too!
Lotti on October 24, 2012:
roses are red violets are blue you are so sweet and i love you too
Lotti on October 23, 2012:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
i thought i was stupid,
but then i met you!
preston dupree on October 03, 2012:
roses are red vilots are blut my love for u will never die it will always bloom
Vicki on August 22, 2012:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're great in bed
and I love you
Abood on August 22, 2012:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
N the middle one is for you :D
yomamma on August 20, 2012:
roses are orange violets are eggs this poem makes no sense just like your face !!!!
don12 on July 19, 2012:
Roses are red, Dirt is brown. Please be my valentine or else I'll frown
kate on July 18, 2012:
roses r red
violets r blue
sugar is sweet
and so is
CHOCOLATE!
Doesn't matter on July 04, 2012:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Baby me and you,
Are the perfect two!
StrictlyQuotes (author) from Australia on June 21, 2012:
Wow! Celebrating 5 months. How about:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've really enjoyed the past 5 months with you
xo
Lexy on June 20, 2012:
Hii can you guy make a good poem for me i need one for my 5 month
Celinda on June 12, 2012:
I can name MILLIONS off of the top of my head
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're in my head
And the whole world is you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart started pounding
When I first saw you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't spend another day
Of my life without you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It was not gravity
That made me fall in love with you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't keep myself
From loving you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd write another poem
That reminds me of you
and so on...
Celinda on June 07, 2012:
Roses are red
Sticks might be grey
Just talking to you
Really makes my day
Celinda on June 06, 2012:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My life was complete
The day I met you!
marie on May 29, 2012:
roses are red violets are blue
im in love
but not with you
when we broke up you thought i cried
but all it was, was another guy
you told your friends i was a trick
i told mine you had a weak D***
i said i loved you
you believed it true
but guess wat baby
you got played too
monkey3009 on May 26, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue there wouldn't be such thing as a best day ever if I weren't with you!
Kyle Queen on May 24, 2012:
roses are red, violets are blue, i just farted you should smell too!
Amanda-rose on May 19, 2012:
roses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what happened to YOU!!
Unknown on May 17, 2012:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart started pounding
When I first saw you
mango lover on May 17, 2012:
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You actually thought i would cry oner you. I said that i love you, you thought it was true. But guess what player you got played too.
To all the boys that broke a girls heart this is for you
R r R V r B on May 12, 2012:
Roses are Red Violets are blue, hello mother i love you
tiptoe on May 06, 2012:
roses are red, violets are blue.. i hate poems, but you have nice boobs ;D
shaylan on April 29, 2012:
roses are red violets are blue i had nothing until the day i met you
shaylan on April 15, 2012:
roses are red violets are blue i told you to kiss me...cj
Monica on April 14, 2012:
roses are red violets are blue I'd write a poem that reminds me of you!
SAM on April 09, 2012:
I Love These Sayings!!!! :)
loverboy4ever on April 06, 2012:
roses are red and so is your head i love you guys
Loverboy4ever on April 05, 2012:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't keep myself from loving you.
shaylan on April 05, 2012:
roses are red violets are dead and so are you
iu gurl on March 31, 2012:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
it was not gravity that made me fall in love with you
Applec4gurl on March 31, 2012:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
you're living proof that dreams come true!
Pbt1gurl on March 31, 2012:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
It was not gravity that made me fall in love with you.
Pbt1gurl on March 31, 2012:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
you are living proof that dreams come true!
Unknown ! on March 29, 2012:
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, I have five fingers and the middle ones for you !
Kristen on March 27, 2012:
all these comments are so great i will have to use one!! lol
Cookie on March 26, 2012:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
U might love me , But do i do?
Let me tell you
Of Course I DO!
Without you
I will still love you!
anonim on March 19, 2012:
roses are red, violets are blue
I would like to share the sheets with you
Jessica16 on March 13, 2012:
roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle one for you so leave me alone go away shut the frig up and have a nice day!!!
swayne on March 11, 2012:
roses are red, violets are blue, this is d day, that i'll stop loving U.
Joker on March 10, 2012:
Roses are red vilets are blue count the stars in the sky that's how much I love ....
Cazzy_XoXo on March 08, 2012:
Roses are Red Violets are Blue,
You are Fit Can I Kiss you! ;)
Smiles-A-Lot on March 04, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue
Out of a million boys
I choose you
Take my hand
And hold me close
Show me that you love me most
Smiles-A-Lot on March 04, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue
I was born sexy
What happened to you?
StrictlyQuotes (author) from Australia on March 04, 2012:
Awww that's really cute ;)
Sidwinder ash on March 04, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue it makes my day just talking to u
Smiles-A-Lot on March 02, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue he's for me not for u and if by chance you take my place i'll take my fist and smash your face!
lili cyrus on March 02, 2012:
roses are red violets are blue...
hearing your voice makes me mute...
i would travel all around the world just to say i love u.
Ermira on February 28, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue, how can life go on without you?
(; Btw I just came up with this
chad on February 24, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue, all of my bases are belonging to you!!!
Tyler on February 23, 2012:
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middle on is for you
Jonelle Obrien made thiss hahah on February 22, 2012:
Roses are red,violets are blue, you actually thought I would cry over you.?! I told you I loved you,and you thought it was true,but guess what player,you got played too:)
Britney on February 20, 2012:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to spend my life,
Making love to you...
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